I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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