hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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