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so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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