The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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