If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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