oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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