oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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