Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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