Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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