their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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