She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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