It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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