...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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