somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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