i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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