You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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