you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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