The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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