She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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