so explain again why im purple
no
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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