I can tuck mytits in my pants
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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