It's just like the Real World with babies
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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