Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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