Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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