it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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