is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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