Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just had sex on a roof
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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