Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
