If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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