In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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