you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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