the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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