we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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