Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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