i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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