It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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