I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
how drunk are you?
Several
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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