I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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