i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I wish life had little blips of pornography
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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