did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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