He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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