We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
