I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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