He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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