do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well I just put wine in my tea
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Shame - the story of my life.
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