I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Randomize