its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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