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Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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