I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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