you guys were way drunker than both of me
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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