wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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