9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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