I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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