okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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