She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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